The jack and the beanstalk mix: numerous versions of the JAck and the beanstalk story.

british version

ake that, he saw a smoke, he decided to the beans and get me out. I think we need son. I love you but you were supposed his corpse and told him and the house with the bottom to his father away to climate, and upset. And on that he never, looking square at him don't come back and the farmers, and rage, he same sympathies and get me out the spotted by the Giants set foot on their own world, letting the desperate forms for his father since that night. After finding this house. Enterrogating the Giant would seeing voice echoed threats to go to, and eventually, curious, decided to climate, and, dodge answers. He was in comparison. Tiny as he, hey, help me out of there are at peace. The giant suddenly, the cries and it was when out of the house but sad and as as farming material, but also as me, as he cries of fear in peace. They saw a small, chicken this is Jen Jack, simply put the beanstalk look of the house bean stock top of a look inside. Amongst enlarged appliances and one day, and a pot and while of giant simply the house. They need to watch the donkey and his towards the amount of money. Jack, and his joint desperate to avoid the giant himself. near the hand, dodged eventually got the dead giants. Jack did. Suddenly screen bellow through the room was a boy named Jack, and the farmers around a, he world to even the toppling hoping to take a loud booming material, but also as me, as the foot only to be sports. Upon seeing this almost as the look inside. Amongst enlarged appliances and cranny, just sheepishly answers. If the don't come golden egg. He says he, to the hen. Ignoring giant eggs. Seeing his lawn, and it to avoid the hands, bolted a plan to make sure that giant, and decided to survive while he's done it a near his lungs, and, sadly returned to his own world, letting the he was loud booming voice might before yelling his lawn, afraid the many farmers, and and his year. And on that he was in the clouds. Letting the hand. There are at peace. The End. e town. However, looking his father away towards where Jack and where Jack climbed up the beanstalk look inside. Amongst enlarged appliances and even far failing to dodge answered, while Jack in the hand, and his house with the giant eggs. Seeing the hand, sad and it was loud slacks, the giant now slain the room, calling for the was a beanstalk looking at him and quickly grabbing in a land that you guess I'll, I'll lay some back interrogating to topple it to the tied it to the to avoid the Giants and ra

used the pre-existin jack and beanstalk option in the markov site

communist version_failed sadly

ced. And, and the decided to take a looking the bottom to watch the room, calling. Realing his earnings. The sectionalities. And on the beanstalk. And even the hill. It was where Jack did you made they have to sell the donkey and the hand the hand that you make the town. However, look of fear in its eyes saying to the, The hands, bolted through a crevice, he led the, as the near his nearby. A near his corpse and and out falling. He says he, he checked out of the giant him, hacked him shared to even far farther work. He found and that the giant wouldn't follow through the spotted by the giant eggs. Seeing the giant simply just to the lions he never sincentivises people from working-class parties, but only as their own without falling. abolition of crevice, he led the winter's night. After failing the room to watch the hen. Ignoring to topple it to the hand the hands, but unlike that the, as the golden egg. He says he, he led they needed to go to watch the cries of a loud slain the hens den egg. He could see them, it will not oppose on the decided towards the Beanstalk and lands with wild labour; free publicly owned land was a bed, nearby. Dead Lands. Letting in a lands with the Giants Roth. Jack himself fear in its eyes saying, hey, but sadly return the head, asking him questions are at peace. The giant suddenly, the beanstalk himself fell. And one day, they needed towards where are any visitors. He was in comparison. Tiny as help me out the beans and ran towards and class party will not oppose on the house. The hand. Hacking down with the Giants body. Jack reached to climb. I'm down from the beans of inheritances and objection goes on tying with wild slope was a family was a family. And he winterests of a loud booming his jack snuck in the need the hand the giant, and objects, his family was as you as he never met. After find work. He found of the nights that giant now slain the sports. Upon see the house. They made it, the room was a boy, hours later, after failed. The End. The hand out before the living revealing for monster Jack. Quickly got the many farmers as as father kicked him shackled on a beautiful playing his massive formulated appling his massive forms for the room to watch the sports. Upon seeing this lawn, and this is Jen Jack's town were finally got the meanstalks leftovers around his lawn, and outrunning his father. For an axe. Father didn't believe him. until the working-class parties, but you guess I'll, compared the size of, of 10 stories.

used added bits of the commuist manifesto and the calvin and holbes otpion in the markov site

original

All right, well I'm gonna go and land where communism failed. There was a family. And in this family was a boy named Jack and his father. It was a bad harvest this year. And one day, they have to sell the donkey and the father said, Jack. We're starving. I think we need to sell the donkey for food. And on that day. Jack did leave with the donkey, but sadly returned to his father, with only magic beans and rage, his father kicked him out of the house with the beans and told him don't come back until you made the amount of money we owe, we need son. I love you but you guess God damn stand, sad and upset. Jack, simply put the beans, near his house behind his lawn, and decided to go to work in the town. However, on the nights that he one night later, after failing to find work. He found out that the beans grew into a giant beanstalk. And eventually, curious, decided to climate, and, and as he was climbing. He could see the town that you were supposed to go to, and even far farther away to the lions he never met. And suddenly, as he climbed to the top. He found a, he was in a land that he never noticed. And on that land was a beautiful playing with the house on the top of the hill. It was their way that he checked out the house but only to realize he was as you as he was in comparison. Tiny as hell, compared to even the house. Entering through a crevice, he decided to take a look inside. Amongst enlarged appliances and objects, he saw a smoke, he saw a small, chicken this almost as tall as him shackled on a bed, near a pile of giant eggs. Seeing the gold. Jack decided to take some, only to be spotted by the hand. The hand however, looking at him with the look of fear in its eyes saying, hey, help me out. I guess I'll, I'll lay some golden eggs and get me out of this joint desperate for money. Jack did. Suddenly, the cries of a loud booming voice echoed through the room, calling for the hen, afraid that the, The voice might be some monster Jack hid for a moment, and out of the entering the room was a giant, the size of, of 10 stories. And he was interrogating the head, asking him questions like, boy, how did you make that today, and the hen, simply just sheepishly answered, while trying to dodge answers. If there are any visitors. He was it two hours later. Tired of interrogating the hand and taking his earnings. The giant simply the giant simply just grabbed pinch some eggs from near the hen and walked away towards, towards the living room to watch the sports. Upon seeing this jack snuck it in back into the hens den on tying the meager rope, the ropes that the tied it to the, to the room and quickly grabbing in a golden egg. He says he, he led the hand out of the house. They made it, they made it halfway through until the giant suddenly screen to the top of his lungs, and, and it was when they both started to run towards where Jack climbed up the beanstalk looking as they arrive, they saw Jack saw the Giants angry as hell. Not only that, he could see that the, that he was the Giant was looking square at him and the hen. Ignoring the giant threats to return the hen. Jack, and the hands, bolted towards the Beanstalk and started to climb as the giant, as the lumbering giant continue towards and climbing with all their minds. Jack in the hand, dodged every nook and cranny, just to get down without falling. Realizing that the event that their own world wasn't safe, Jack. Quickly, formulated a plan to make sure that giant wouldn't follow them. minutes later, I mean, hours later, after outrunning the Giants. Jack reached the bottom to his own world, letting the hen out before yelling for his father. For an axe. Father didn't believe him. until the sound of the giant screen bellow through the clouds. Letting revealing his massive forms for the world to see. As he was struggling to climb. I'm down from the beanstalk himself. nearly shitting his parents, his father grabs the axe and a pot and while he's done it a nearby. A near his nearby communities also shared the same sympathies and ran towards the Bienstock with axes in hand. Hacking down the desperate to avoid the Giants Roth. Jack, and the many farmers around him, hacked at the bean stock toppling hoping to topple it before the Giants set foot on their lands with wild slope was the lab was loud slacks, the beanstalk fell. And just as the giant himself fell with it. And with a loud thud. In the nearby. Dead Lands. With the giant now slain the lions are at peace. And, and eventually, the farmers, and this is Jen Jack's town used his corpse and the beanstalks leftovers as as not only as as farming material, but also as me, as to get past the winter's night. And on ever since that night. After finding the golden eggs and the dead giants body. Jack and his town were finally got the money to buy out the food they needed to survive while Jack and his father. Live reasonably comfortably as the, as the hand that now like the golden eggs, decided to live with them in peace. The End.